"The test for Humanity can take many forms, so let your senior Sister decide the best form. In any event, a great deal of non-injurious pain is required. It must be something that makes the Postulant question herself at a very deep level. If she can withstand the pain and humiliation with grace and self-control, then she has passed. In any case, the ordeal is to be kept a secret by all parties involved."

March 6, 2011

A Brief Comparison

Your superheroes:












Oh, and of course...

Moi.



My superheroes:





Mr. Jim Beam

J. Gleason













Oh, and of course...



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March 5, 2011

Don't Give Up, Boy



"Don't Give Up"

in this proud land we grew up strong
we were wanted all along
I was taught to fight, taught to win
I never thought I could fail

no fight left or so it seems
I am a man whose dreams have all deserted
I've changed my face, I've changed my name
but no one wants you when you lose

don't give up
'cos you have friends
don't give up
you're not beaten yet
don't give up
I know you can make it good

though I saw it all around
never thought I could be affected
thought that we'd be the last to go
it is so strange the way things turn

drove the night toward my home
the place that I was born, on the lakeside
as daylight broke, I saw the earth
the trees had burned down to the ground

don't give up
you still have us
don't give up
we don't need much of anything
don't give up
'cause somewhere there's a place
where we belong

rest your head
you worry too much
it's going to be alright
when times get rough
you can fall back on us
don't give up
please don't give up

'got to walk out of here
I can't take anymore
going to stand on that bridge
keep my eyes down below
whatever may come
and whatever may go
that river's flowing
that river's flowing

moved on to another town
tried hard to settle down
for every job, so many men
so many men no-one needs

don't give up
'cause you have friends
don't give up
you're not the only one
don't give up
no reason to be ashamed
don't give up
you still have us
don't give up now
we're proud of who you are
don't give up
you know it's never been easy
don't give up
'cause I believe there's a place
there's a place where we belong.

Love you, boy.


March 4, 2011

This is Just the Beginning, Folks!

Where we are...







Where we're headed...




Academy Award Winner Melissa Leo




Any other person would have put it all together -- huge theatre full of Academy members, all those industry big wigs, a billion people watching -- and NOT shit all over the Oscars.

But not Melissa Leo. Oh, no. She just... FORGOT where she was and let the F-bomb fall!

Oops! (Blush.) Gosh, what a performance. Such convincing shame, don't you think?

And that, my son, is why we'll never see Melissa Leo at the Oscars EVER again. You heard here first.


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Here's another clue...

Do You Know This Man?



I finally have the idea that will make you a superstar.

But first, you must know this man and his body of work.  Here's another hint:


Any guesses?


Been busy with some ish..

As you know. I barely have been able to keep up with my own blog. Barely been able to focus on anything really. But there is one thing I have to make time for. Current events. Stop laughing, fucker. I said it, current events. But my generation does it a bit different.



March 3, 2011


Sweet boy:

Here's a poem about being broken hearted that really means a lot to me and might be a source of comfort for you tonight:

BROKEN HEARTED

Hear I sit,
Broken hearted;
Tried to shit,
Butt only farted.

Love you boy.  D




Go here.

March 2, 2011

WHAT TO BUY RIGHT NOW


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